I've had one before. I was shown and asked the same question. My response was that this was my new 10. I couldn't even tell you what my previous 10 was, but it sure wasn't this. Morphine worked for me. Apparently, according to my wife, I'm a wimp as on the morphine I was a drooling idiot who was barely able to converse or stay awake. She and the nurse giggled at me, or so I was told.
I’m so sorry you had to go through this but glad you are better. When my appendix burst, my surgeon was, “Major Burns” .. seriously! All I could think of was the inept surgeon Major Frank Burns from the show M.A.S.H. I’m sure my doctor got his share of jokes until he became Lt Col Burns.., 😂.. nice guy.. great surgeon..
I've had one before. I was shown and asked the same question. My response was that this was my new 10. I couldn't even tell you what my previous 10 was, but it sure wasn't this. Morphine worked for me. Apparently, according to my wife, I'm a wimp as on the morphine I was a drooling idiot who was barely able to converse or stay awake. She and the nurse giggled at me, or so I was told.
That’s a video I’d like to see. 😜
Doesn’t sound like any fun. However, your pain chart did make me laugh. 
Mission accomplished! 👏
I’m so sorry you had to go through this but glad you are better. When my appendix burst, my surgeon was, “Major Burns” .. seriously! All I could think of was the inept surgeon Major Frank Burns from the show M.A.S.H. I’m sure my doctor got his share of jokes until he became Lt Col Burns.., 😂.. nice guy.. great surgeon..
Somewhere there is a nurse named Ms. Diagnosis and now we’ve got ourselves a comedy team…
😜